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Lindsay Lohan Pokes Fun At Her Party-Girl Image On 'Saturday Night Live'

Yahoo! Music, May 23, 2005 3:00 pm PDT
Lindsay Lohan allowed the writers on Saturday Night Live to poke fun at her during a sketch featuring SNL regular Amy Poehler as the "The Ghost Of Lindsay Future." It all began during Lindsay's opening monologue, with the slimmed-down teen saying, "If you read the tabloids, they say I'm too skinny, I'm at clubs every night, I'm dating everyone from Bruce Willis to Jake Gyllenhaal." Just then, Poehler, echoing the classic Charles Dickens story A Christmas Carol, "flew in" dressed as a somewhat worse-for-wear future Lindsay. Hanging from the ceiling on a harness, the floating ghost gave the teen entertainer a glimpse into the future, showing her what would happen if she didn't stop her partying ways.

The ghost said, "Lindsay, your life is moving too fast, you gotta slow it down." As for Lindsay's future movie career, the ghost said, "Let me see we did Herbie Fully Loaded, Mean Girls 2 -- that was a suck bomb---National Lampoon's Jamaican Vacation, we did, like eight Lifetime movies, and now we host a Cinemax show called Night Passions."

And for her love life, "You're married to Tommy Lee, genius....and do me a favor, sometime in the near future when you're out partying with Nicole Richie do not get this tattoo." With that, the ghost pulled down her shirt slightly to reveal "I Love Bo Bice" on one breast and an image of the American Idol finalist on the other. Lindsay said, "Well, I do love me some Bo Bice."

During the show, Lindsay appeared as Jessica Simpson, a baby sitter being driven home by a creepy dad, a wannabe cheerleader in "Appalachian Emergency Room," a Mafia don's girlfriend, a geeky Star Wars fan, and as a model with low self esteem on a spoof of America's Top Model.

Lindsay did not sing on the program. The musical guest was Coldplay.

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