Man (Opposable Thumb) by Presidents of the United States of America

I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home

Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one

Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
(Check it out)
I got one

Yeah, 1973
Post '76
One time a was a

Man
Crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten million years until you talk

Man
Are you a cruncher and a moaner?
Man
All you can manage is a boner

You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Well, I got one

Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one

Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig

Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try and kill me

If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man

I got one of those opposable thumbs

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